CHAPTER I
Chiswick Mall 0
While the present century was in its teens , and on one sunshiny morning in June , there drove up to the great iron gate of
Miss Pinkerton 1
's academy for
young ladies 3
2
, on
Chiswick Mall 4
,
a large family coach 5
, with two fat horses in blazing harness , driven by
a fat coachman 6
in a three-cornered hat and wig , at the rate of four miles an hour .
A black servant 7
, who reposed on the box beside
the fat coachman 8
, uncurled
his 7
bandy legs as soon as the equipage drew up opposite
Miss Pinkerton 1
's shining brass plate , and as
he 7
pulled the bell at least a score of young heads were seen peering out of the narrow windows of
the stately old brick house 9
.
Nay ,
the acute observer 10
might have recognized the little red nose of
good-natured Miss Jemima Pinkerton 13
herself 13
, rising over some geranium pots in the window of
that lady 1
's own drawing-room 11
.
" It is
Mrs. Sedley 12
's coach 5
,
sister 1
, " said
Miss Jemima 13
.
"
Sambo 7
,
the black servant 82
, has just rung the bell ; and
the coachman 6
has a new red waistcoat . "
" Have
you 13
completed all the necessary preparations incident to
Miss Sedley 14
's departure ,
Miss Jemima 13
? "
asked
Miss Pinkerton 1
herself 1
,
that majestic lady 86
;
the Semiramis of
Hammersmith 15
87
,
the friend of
Doctor Johnson 16
88
,
the correspondent of
Mrs. Chapone 17
herself 17
83
.
"
The girls 18
were up at four this morning , packing
her 14
trunks ,
sister 1
, " replied
Miss Jemima 13
; "
we 19
have made
her 14
a bow-pot . "
" Say a bouquet ,
sister Jemima 13
, 't is more genteel . "
" Well , a booky as big almost as a haystack ;
I 13
have put up two bottles of the gillyflower water for
Mrs. Sedley 12
, and the receipt for making it , in
Amelia 14
's box . "
" And
I 1
trust ,
Miss Jemima 13
,
you 13
have made a copy of
Miss Sedley 14
's account .
This is it , is it ?
Very good -- ninety-three pounds , four shillings .
Be kind enough to address it to
John Sedley , Esquire 20
, and to seal this billet which
I 1
have written to
his 20
lady 12
. "
In
Miss Jemima 13
's eyes an autograph letter of
her 13
sister 1
,
Miss Pinkerton 1
, was an object of as deep veneration as would have been a letter from a sovereign .
Only when
her 1
pupils 21
quitted the establishment , or when
they 21
were about to be married , and once , when
poor Miss Birch 22
died of the scarlet fever , was
Miss Pinkerton 1
known to write personally to
the parents of
her 1
pupils 21
23
; and it was
Jemima 13
's opinion that if anything could console
Mrs. Birch 24
for
her 24
daughter 22
's loss , it would be that pious and eloquent composition in which
Miss Pinkerton 1
announced the event .
In the present instance
Miss Pinkerton 1
's " billet " was to the following effect : --
The Mall 0
,
Chiswick 80
, June 15 , 18
MADAM 12
, -- After
her 14
six years ' residence at
the Mall 0
,
I 1
have the honour and happiness of presenting
Miss Amelia Sedley 14
to
her 14
parents 25
, as
a young lady not unworthy to occupy a fitting position in
their 25
polished and refined circle 89
.
Those virtues which characterize
the young English gentlewoman 26
, those accomplishments which become
her 26
birth and station , will not be found wanting in
the amiable Miss Sedley 14
, whose INDUSTRY and OBEDIENCE have endeared
her 14
to
her 14
instructors 27
, and whose delightful sweetness of temper has charmed
her 14
AGED and
her 14
YOUTHFUL companions 28
.
In music , in dancing , in orthography , in every variety of embroidery and needlework ,
she 14
will be found to have realized
her 14
friends 29
' fondest wishes .
In geography there is still much to be desired ; and a careful and undeviating use of the backboard , for four hours daily during the next three years , is recommended as necessary to the acquirement of that dignified DEPORTMENT AND CARRIAGE , so requisite for
every young lady of FASHION 30
.
In the principles of religion and morality ,
Miss Sedley 14
will be found worthy of an establishment which has been honoured by the presence of
THE GREAT LEXICOGRAPHER 16
, and the patronage of
the admirable Mrs. Chapone 17
.
In leaving
the Mall 0
,
Miss Amelia 14
carries with
her 14
the hearts of
her 14
companions 29
, and the affectionate regards of
her 14
mistress 1
, who has the honour to subscribe
herself 1
,
Madam 12
,
Your 12
most obliged humble servant 1
,
BARBARA PINKERTON 1
P.S. --
Miss Sharp 31
accompanies
Miss Sedley 14
.
It is particularly requested that
Miss Sharp 31
's stay in
Russell Square 32
may not exceed ten days .
The family of distinction with whom
she 31
is engaged 33
, desire to avail
themselves 33
of
her 31
services as soon as possible .
This letter completed ,
Miss Pinkerton 1
proceeded to write
her 1
own name , and
Miss Sedley 14
's , in the fly-leaf of a Johnson 's Dictionary -- the interesting work which
she 1
invariably presented to
her 1
scholars 21
, on
their 21
departure from
the Mall 0
.
On the cover was inserted a copy of " Lines addressed to
a young lady 34
on quitting
Miss Pinkerton 1
's school 2
, at
the Mall 0
; by
the late revered Doctor Samuel Johnson 16
. "
In fact ,
the Lexicographer 16
's name was always on the lips of
this majestic woman 1
, and a visit
he 16
had paid to
her 1
was the cause of
her 1
reputation and
her 1
fortune .
Being commanded by
her 13
elder sister 1
to get " the Dictionary " from the cupboard ,
Miss Jemima 13
had extracted two copies of the book from the receptacle in question .
When
Miss Pinkerton 1
had finished the inscription in the first ,
Jemima 13
, with rather a dubious and timid air , handed
her 1
the second .
" For whom is this ,
Miss Jemima 13
? "
said
Miss Pinkerton 1
, with awful coldness .
" For
Becky Sharp 31
, " answered
Jemima 13
, trembling very much , and blushing over
her 13
withered face and neck , as
she 13
turned
her 13
back on
her 13
sister 1
.
" For
Becky Sharp 31
:
she 31
's going too . "
"
MISS JEMIMA 13
! "
exclaimed
Miss Pinkerton 1
, in the largest capitals .
" Are
you 13
in
your 13
senses ?
Replace the Dixonary in
the closet 35
, and never venture to take such a liberty in future . "
" Well ,
sister 1
, it 's only two-and-ninepence , and
poor Becky 31
will be miserable if
she 31
do n't get one . "
" Send
Miss Sedley 14
instantly to
me 1
, " said
Miss Pinkerton 1
.
And so venturing not to say another word ,
poor Jemima 13
trotted off , exceedingly flurried and nervous .
Miss Sedley 14
's papa 20
was a merchant in
London 36
, and
a man of some wealth 20
; whereas
Miss Sharp 31
was
an articled pupil 90
, for whom
Miss Pinkerton 1
had done , as
she 1
thought , quite enough , without conferring upon
her 31
at parting the high honour of the Dixonary .
Although
schoolmistresses 37
' letters are to be trusted no more nor less than
churchyard 38
epitaphs ; yet , as it sometimes happens that
a person 39
departs this life who is really deserving of all the praises
the stone cutter 40
carves over
his 39
bones ; who IS
a good Christian 41
,
a good parent 42
,
child 43
,
wife 44
, or
husband 45
; who actually DOES leave
a disconsolate family 46
to mourn
his 39
loss ; so in
academies of the male and female sex 47
it occurs every now and then that
the pupil 48
is fully worthy of the praises bestowed by
the disinterested instructor 49
.
Now ,
Miss Amelia Sedley 14
was
a young lady of this singular species 91
; and deserved not only all that
Miss Pinkerton 1
said in
her 14
praise , but had many charming qualities which that
pompous old Minerva of
a woman 50
1
could not see , from the differences of rank and age between
her 1
pupil 14
and
herself 1
.
For
she 14
could not only sing like a lark , or a
Mrs. Billington 51
, and dance like
Hillisberg 52
or
Parisot 53
; and embroider beautifully ; and spell as well as a Dixonary itself ; but
she 14
had such a kindly , smiling , tender , gentle , generous heart of
her 14
own , as won the love of
everybody who came near
her 14
54
, from
Minerva 1
herself 1
down to
the poor girl in
the scullery 56
55
, and
the one-eyed tart-woman 57
's daughter 58
, who was permitted to vend
her 58
wares once a week to
the young ladies in
the Mall 0
21
.
She 14
had
twelve intimate and bosom friends 59
out of
the twenty-four young ladies 60
.
Even
envious Miss Briggs 61
never spoke ill of
her 14
; high and mighty
Miss Saltire 62
(
Lord Dexter 63
's granddaughter 92
) allowed that
her 14
figure was genteel ; and as for
Miss Swartz 64
,
the rich woolly-haired mulatto from
St. Kitt 65
84
's , on the day
Amelia 14
went away ,
she 64
was in such a passion of tears that
they 66
were obliged to send for
Dr. Floss 67
, and half tipsify
her 64
with salvolatile .
Miss Pinkerton 1
's attachment was , as may be supposed from the high position and eminent virtues of
that lady 1
, calm and dignified ; but
Miss Jemima 13
had already whimpered several times at the idea of
Amelia 14
's departure ; and , but for fear of
her 13
sister 1
, would have gone off in downright hysterics , like
the heiress ( who paid double ) of
St. Kitt 's 65
64
.
Such luxury of grief , however , is only allowed to
parlour-boarders 68
.
Honest Jemima 13
had all the bills , and the washing , and the mending , and the puddings , and the plate and crockery , and the
servants 69
to superintend .
But why speak about
her 13
?
It is probable that
we 70
shall not hear of
her 13
again from this moment to the end of time , and that when the great filigree iron gates are once closed on
her 13
,
she 13
and
her 13
awful sister 1
will never issue therefrom into this little world of history .
But as
we 71
are to see a great deal of
Amelia 14
, there is no harm in saying , at the outset of
our 72
acquaintance , that
she 14
was
a dear little creature 93
; and a great mercy it is , both in life and in novels , which ( and the latter especially ) abound in
villains of the most sombre sort 73
, that
we 74
are to have for
a constant companion so guileless and good-natured a person 14
.
As
she 14
is not
a heroine 81
, there is no need to describe
her 14
person 14
; indeed
I 75
am afraid that
her 14
nose was rather short than otherwise , and
her 14
cheeks a great deal too round and red for
a heroine 76
; but
her 14
face blushed with rosy health , and
her 14
lips with the freshest of smiles , and
she 14
had a pair of eyes which sparkled with the brightest and honestest good-humour , except indeed when they filled with tears , and that was a great deal too often ; for the silly thing would cry over a dead canary-bird ; or over a mouse , that the cat haply had seized upon ; or over the end of a novel , were it ever so stupid ; and as for saying an unkind word to
her 14
, were
any persons 77
hard-hearted enough to do so -- why , so much the worse for
them 77
.
Even
Miss Pinkerton 1
,
that austere and godlike woman 85
, ceased scolding
her 14
after the first time , and though
she 1
no more comprehended sensibility than
she 1
did Algebra , gave
all masters 78
and
teachers 79
particular orders to treat
Miss Sedley 14
with the utmost gentleness , as harsh treatment was injurious to
her 14
.