CHAPTER I
I 0
TAKE
A COUNTRY HOUSE 1
This is the story of how
a middle-aged spinster 0
lost
her 0
mind , deserted
her 0
domestic gods 2
in the city , took
a furnished house 1
for the summer out of
town 3
, and found
herself 0
involved in one of those mysterious crimes that keep
our 4
newspapers and detective agencies happy and prosperous .
For twenty years
I 0
had been perfectly comfortable ; for twenty years
I 0
had had the window-boxes filled in the spring , the carpets lifted , the awnings put up and the furniture covered with brown linen ; for as many summers
I 0
had said good-by to
my 0
friends 5
, and , after watching
their 5
perspiring hegira , had settled down to a delicious quiet in
town 3
, where the mail comes three times a day , and the water supply does not depend on a tank on the roof .
And then -- the madness seized
me 0
.
When
I 0
look back over the months
I 0
spent at
Sunnyside 3
,
I 0
wonder that
I 0
survived at all .
As it is ,
I 0
show the wear and tear of
my 0
harrowing experiences .
I 0
have turned very gray --
Liddy 6
reminded
me 0
of it , only yesterday , by saying that a little bluing in the rinse-water would make
my 0
hair silvery , instead of a yellowish white .
I 0
hate to be reminded of unpleasant things and
I 0
snapped
her 6
off .
" No , "
I 0
said sharply , "
I 0
'm not going to use bluing at
my 0
time of life , or starch , either . "
Liddy 6
's nerves are gone ,
she 6
says , since that awful summer , but
she 6
has enough left , goodness knows !
And when
she 6
begins to go around with a lump in
her 6
throat , all
I 0
have to do is to threaten to return to
Sunnyside 3
, and
she 6
is frightened into a semblance of cheerfulness , -- from which
you 7
may judge that the summer there was anything but a success .
The newspaper accounts have been so garbled and incomplete -- one of them mentioned
me 0
but once , and then only as
the tenant 0
at the time the thing happened -- that
I 0
feel it
my 0
due to tell what
I 0
know .
Mr. Jamieson 8
,
the detective 95
, said
himself 8
he 8
could never have done without
me 0
, although
he 8
gave
me 0
little enough credit , in print .
I 0
shall have to go back several years -- thirteen , to be exact -- to start
my 0
story .
At that time
my 0
brother 9
died , leaving
me 0
his 9
two children 10
.
Halsey 11
was eleven then , and
Gertrude 12
was seven .
All the responsibilities of maternity were thrust upon
me 0
suddenly ; to perfect the profession of motherhood requires precisely as many years as
the child 13
has lived , like
the man who started to carry the calf and ended by walking along with the bull on
his 14
shoulders 14
.
However ,
I 0
did the best
I 0
could .
When
Gertrude 12
got past the hair-ribbon age , and
Halsey 11
asked for a scarf-pin and put on long trousers -- and a wonderful help that was to the darning .
--
I 0
sent
them 10
away to
good schools 15
.
After that ,
my 0
responsibility was chiefly postal , with three months every summer in which to replenish
their 10
wardrobes , look over
their 10
lists of acquaintances , and generally to take
my 0
foster-motherhood out of its nine months ' retirement in camphor .
I 0
missed the summers with
them 10
when , somewhat later , at
boarding-school 16
and
college 17
,
the children 10
spent much of
their 10
vacations with
friends 18
.
Gradually
I 0
found that
my 0
name signed to a check was even more welcome than when signed to a letter , though
I 0
wrote them at stated intervals .
But when
Halsey 11
had finished
his 11
electrical course and
Gertrude 12
her 12
boarding-school 19
, and both came
home 20
to stay , things were suddenly changed .
The winter
Gertrude 12
came out was nothing but a succession of sitting up late at night to bring
her 12
home 21
from things , taking
her 12
to
the dressmakers 22
between naps the next day , and discouraging
ineligible youths with either more money than brains , or more brains than money 23
.
Also ,
I 0
acquired a great many things : to say lingerie for under-garments , " frocks " and " gowns " instead of dresses , and that
beardless sophomores 24
are not
college boys 25
, but
college men 26
.
Halsey 11
required less personal supervision , and as
they 10
both got
their 10
mother 27
's fortune that winter ,
my 0
responsibility became purely moral .
Halsey 11
bought
a car 28
, of course , and
I 0
learned how to tie over
my 0
bonnet a gray baize veil , and , after a time , never to stop to look at the dogs one has run down .
People 29
are apt to be so unpleasant about
their 29
dogs .
The additions to
my 0
education made
me 0
a properly equipped maiden aunt 96
, and by spring
I 0
was quite tractable .
So when
Halsey 11
suggested camping in the
Adirondacks 30
and
Gertrude 12
wanted
Bar Harbor 31
,
we 32
compromised on
a good country house 33
with links near , within motor distance of
town 3
and telephone distance of
the doctor 34
.
That was how
we 32
went to
Sunnyside 3
.
We 32
went out to inspect
the property 35
, and
it 35
seemed to deserve
its 35
name .
Its 35
cheerful appearance gave no indication whatever of anything out of the ordinary .
Only one thing seemed unusual to
me 0
:
the housekeeper , who had been left in charge 36
, had moved from
the house 37
to
the gardener 39
's lodge 38
, a few days before .
As
the lodge 38
was far enough away from
the house 37
, it seemed to
me 0
that either fire or
thieves 40
could complete their work of destruction undisturbed .
The property 35
was an extensive one :
the house 37
on the top of
a hill 41
, which sloped away in great stretches of
green lawn 42
and clipped hedges , to
the road 43
; and across
the valley 44
, perhaps a couple of miles away , was
the Greenwood Club House 45
.
Gertrude 12
and
Halsey 11
were infatuated .
" Why , it 's everything
you 46
want , "
Halsey 11
said " View , air , good water and
good roads 47
.
As for
the house 37
,
it 37
's big enough for
a hospital 48
, if
it 37
has a Queen Anne front and a Mary Anne back , " which was ridiculous :
it 37
was pure Elizabethan .
Of course
we 32
took
the place 37
; it was not
my 0
idea of comfort , being much too large and sufficiently isolated to make
the servant 49
question serious .
But
I 0
give
myself 0
credit for this : whatever has happened since ,
I 0
never blamed
Halsey 11
and
Gertrude 12
for taking
me 0
there 37
.
And another thing : if the series of catastrophes
there 37
did nothing else , it taught
me 0
one thing -- that somehow , somewhere , from perhaps
a half-civilized ancestor who wore a sheepskin garment and trailed
his 50
food or
his 50
prey 50
,
I 0
have in
me 0
the instinct of the chase .
Were
I 0
a man 51
I 0
should be
a trapper of
criminals 53
52
, trailing
them 53
as relentlessly as no doubt
my 0
sheepskin ancestor 50
did
his 50
wild boar .
But being
an unmarried woman 0
, with the handicap of
my 0
sex ,
my 0
first acquaintance with crime will probably be
my 0
last .
Indeed , it came near enough to being
my 0
last acquaintance with anything .
The property was owned by
Paul Armstrong 54
,
the president of
the Traders ' Bank 55
, who at the time
we 32
took
the house 37
was in the west with
his 54
wife 56
and
daughter 57
102
, and
a Doctor Walker 58
,
the
Armstrong 59
family physician 97
.
Halsey 11
knew
Louise Armstrong 57
, -- had been rather attentive to
her 57
the winter before , but as
Halsey 11
was always attentive to
somebody 60
,
I 0
had not thought of it seriously , although
she 61
was
a charming girl 103
.
I 0
knew of
Mr. Armstrong 54
only through
his 54
connection with
the bank , where the children 's money was largely invested 55
, and through an ugly story about
the son 62
,
Arnold Armstrong 98
, who was reported to have forged
his 62
father 54
's name , for a considerable amount , to some bank paper .
However , the story had had no interest for
me 0
.
I 0
cleared
Halsey 11
and
Gertrude 12
away to a
house 63
party , and moved out to
Sunnyside 3
the first of May .
The roads 64
were bad , but the trees were in leaf , and there were still tulips in the borders around
the house 37
.
The arbutus was fragrant in
the woods 65
under the dead leaves , and on the way from
the station 66
, a short mile , while
the car 28
stuck in the mud ,
I 0
found
a bank showered with tiny forget-me-nots 67
.
The birds -- do n't ask
me 0
what kind ; they all look alike to
me 0
, unless they have a hall mark of some bright color -- the birds were chirping in the hedges , and everything breathed of peace .
Liddy 6
, who was born and bred on a brick pavement , got a little bit down-spirited when the crickets began to chirp , or scrape their legs together , or whatever it is they do , at twilight .
The first night passed quietly enough .
I 0
have always been grateful for that one night 's peace ; it shows what
the country 68
might be , under favorable circumstances .
Never after that night did
I 0
put
my 0
head on
my 0
pillow with any assurance how long it would be there ; or on
my 0
shoulders , for that matter .
On the following morning
Liddy 6
and
Mrs. Ralston 69
,
my 0
own housekeeper 99
, had a difference of opinion , and
Mrs. Ralston 69
left on
the eleven train 70
.
Just after luncheon ,
Burke 71
,
the butler 100
, was taken unexpectedly with a pain in
his 71
right side , much worse when
I 0
was within hearing distance , and by afternoon
he 71
was started cityward .
That night
the cook 73
's sister 72
had
a baby 74
--
the cook 73
, seeing indecision in
my 0
face , made it
twins 75
on second thought -- and , to be short , by noon the next day
the household staff 76
was down to
Liddy 6
and
myself 0
.
And this in
a house with
twenty-two rooms 77
and
five baths 78
37
!
Liddy 6
wanted to go back to
the city 79
at once , but
the milk-boy 80
said that
Thomas Johnson 81
,
the Armstrongs 82
' colored butler 101
, was working as
a waiter at
the Greenwood Club 84
83
, and might come back .
I 0
have the usual scruples about coercing
people 86
's servants 85
away , but
few of
us 87
94
have any conscience regarding institutions or corporations -- witness the way
we 88
beat
railroads and street-car companies 89
when
we 90
can -- so
I 0
called up
the club 84
, and about eight o'clock
Thomas Johnson 81
came to see
me 0
.
Poor Thomas 81
!
Well , it ended by
my 0
engaging
Thomas 81
on the spot , at outrageous wages , and with permission to sleep in
the gardener 39
's lodge 38
, empty since
the house 37
was rented .
The old man 81
--
he 81
was white-haired and a little stooped , but with an immense idea of
his 81
personal dignity -- gave
me 0
his 81
reasons hesitatingly .
"
I 81
ai n't sayin ' nothin ' ,
Mis ' Innes 0
, "
he 81
said , with
his 81
hand on the door-knob , " but there 's been goin 's - on
here 91
this las ' few months as ai n't natchal .
' Tai n't one thing an ' ' tai n't another -- it 's jest a door squealin ' here , an ' a winder closin ' there , but when doors an ' winders gets to cuttin ' up capers and there 's
nobody 92
nigh 'em , it 's time
Thomas Johnson 81
sleeps
somewhar 's else 93
. "