For twenty years
I 0
had been perfectly comfortable ; for twenty years I 0
had had the window-boxes filled in the spring , the carpets lifted , the awnings put up and the furniture covered with brown linen ; for as many summers I 0
had said good-by to , and , after watching their 5
perspiring hegira , had settled down to a delicious quiet in town 3
, where the mail comes three times a day , and the water supply does not depend on a tank on the roof .
And then -- the madness seized me 0
.
When I 0
look back over the months I 0
spent at Sunnyside 3
, I 0
wonder that I 0
survived at all .
As it is , I 0
show the wear and tear of my 0
harrowing experiences .
I 0
have turned very gray -- Liddy 6
reminded me 0
of it , only yesterday , by saying that a little bluing in the rinse-water would make my 0
hair silvery , instead of a yellowish white .
I 0
hate to be reminded of unpleasant things and I 0
snapped her 6
off .
" No , " I 0
said sharply , " I 0
'm not going to use bluing at my 0
time of life , or starch , either . "
Liddy 6
's nerves are gone , she 6
says , since that awful summer , but she 6
has enough left , goodness knows !
And when she 6
begins to go around with a lump in her 6
throat , all I 0
have to do is to threaten to return to Sunnyside 3
, and she 6
is frightened into a semblance of cheerfulness , -- from which you 7
may judge that the summer there was anything but a success .
The newspaper accounts have been so garbled and incomplete -- one of them mentioned me 0
but once , and then only as the tenant 0
at the time the thing happened -- that I 0
feel it my 0
due to tell what I 0
know .
Mr. Jamieson 8
, the detective 95
, said himself 8
he 8
could never have done without me 0
, although he 8
gave me 0
little enough credit , in print .
I 0
shall have to go back several years -- thirteen , to be exact -- to start my 0
story .
At that time died , leaving me 0
.
Halsey 11
was eleven then , and Gertrude 12
was seven .
All the responsibilities of maternity were thrust upon me 0
suddenly ; to perfect the profession of motherhood requires precisely as many years as the child 13
has lived , like the man who started to carry the calf and ended by walking along with the bull on
his 14
shoulders
14 .
However , I 0
did the best I 0
could .
When Gertrude 12
got past the hair-ribbon age , and Halsey 11
asked for a scarf-pin and put on long trousers -- and a wonderful help that was to the darning .
-- I 0
sent them 10
away to good schools 15
.
After that , my 0
responsibility was chiefly postal , with three months every summer in which to replenish their 10
wardrobes , look over their 10
lists of acquaintances , and generally to take my 0
foster-motherhood out of its nine months ' retirement in camphor .
I 0
missed the summers with them 10
when , somewhat later , at boarding-school 16
and college 17
, the children 10
spent much of their 10
vacations with friends 18
.
Gradually I 0
found that my 0
name signed to a check was even more welcome than when signed to a letter , though I 0
wrote them at stated intervals .
But when Halsey 11
had finished his 11
electrical course and Gertrude 12
her 12
boarding-school
19 , and both came home 20
to stay , things were suddenly changed .
The winter Gertrude 12
came out was nothing but a succession of sitting up late at night to bring her 12
home 21
from things , taking her 12
to the dressmakers 22
between naps the next day , and discouraging ineligible youths with either more money than brains , or more brains than money 23
.
Also , I 0
acquired a great many things : to say lingerie for under-garments , " frocks " and " gowns " instead of dresses , and that beardless sophomores 24
are not college boys 25
, but college men 26
.
Halsey 11
required less personal supervision , and as they 10
both got 's fortune that winter , my 0
responsibility became purely moral .
Halsey 11
bought a car 28
, of course , and I 0
learned how to tie over my 0
bonnet a gray baize veil , and , after a time , never to stop to look at the dogs one has run down .
People 29
are apt to be so unpleasant about their 29
dogs .
The additions to my 0
education made me 0
a properly equipped maiden aunt 96
, and by spring I 0
was quite tractable .
So when Halsey 11
suggested camping in the Adirondacks 30
and Gertrude 12
wanted Bar Harbor 31
, we 32
compromised on a good country house 33
with links near , within motor distance of town 3
and telephone distance of the doctor 34
.
That was how we 32
went to Sunnyside 3
.
We 32
went out to inspect the property 35
, and it 35
seemed to deserve its 35
name .
Its 35
cheerful appearance gave no indication whatever of anything out of the ordinary .
Only one thing seemed unusual to me 0
: the housekeeper , who had been left in charge 36
, had moved from the house 37
to the gardener 39
's lodge
38 , a few days before .
As the lodge 38
was far enough away from the house 37
, it seemed to me 0
that either fire or thieves 40
could complete their work of destruction undisturbed .
The property 35
was an extensive one : the house 37
on the top of a hill 41
, which sloped away in great stretches of green lawn 42
and clipped hedges , to the road 43
; and across the valley 44
, perhaps a couple of miles away , was the Greenwood Club House 45
.
Gertrude 12
and Halsey 11
were infatuated .
" Why , it 's everything you 46
want , " Halsey 11
said " View , air , good water and good roads 47
.
As for the house 37
, it 37
's big enough for a hospital 48
, if it 37
has a Queen Anne front and a Mary Anne back , " which was ridiculous : it 37
was pure Elizabethan .
Of course we 32
took the place 37
; it was not my 0
idea of comfort , being much too large and sufficiently isolated to make the servant 49
question serious .
But I 0
give myself 0
credit for this : whatever has happened since , I 0
never blamed Halsey 11
and Gertrude 12
for taking me 0
there 37
.
And another thing : if the series of catastrophes there 37
did nothing else , it taught me 0
one thing -- that somehow , somewhere , from perhaps a half-civilized ancestor who wore a sheepskin garment and trailed
his 50
food or
his 50
prey
50 , I 0
have in me 0
the instinct of the chase .
Were I 0
a man 51
I 0
should be a trapper of
criminals 53
52 , trailing them 53
as relentlessly as no doubt my 0
sheepskin ancestor
50 did his 50
wild boar .
But being an unmarried woman 0
, with the handicap of my 0
sex , my 0
first acquaintance with crime will probably be my 0
last .
Indeed , it came near enough to being my 0
last acquaintance with anything .
The property was owned by Paul Armstrong 54
, the president of
the Traders ' Bank 55
, who at the time
we 32
took
the house 37
was in the west with
and
daughter 57
102 , and a Doctor Walker 58
, the
Armstrong 59
family physician
97 .
Halsey 11
knew Louise Armstrong 57
, -- had been rather attentive to her 57
the winter before , but as Halsey 11
was always attentive to somebody 60
, I 0
had not thought of it seriously , although she 61
was a charming girl 103
.
I 0
knew of Mr. Armstrong 54
only through his 54
connection with the bank , where the children 's money was largely invested 55
, and through an ugly story about the son 62
, Arnold Armstrong 98
, who was reported to have forged 's name , for a considerable amount , to some bank paper .
However , the story had had no interest for me 0
.
I 0
cleared Halsey 11
and Gertrude 12
away to a house 63
party , and moved out to Sunnyside 3
the first of May .
The roads 64
were bad , but the trees were in leaf , and there were still tulips in the borders around the house 37
.
The arbutus was fragrant in the woods 65
under the dead leaves , and on the way from the station 66
, a short mile , while the car 28
stuck in the mud , I 0
found a bank showered with tiny forget-me-nots 67
.
The birds -- do n't ask me 0
what kind ; they all look alike to me 0
, unless they have a hall mark of some bright color -- the birds were chirping in the hedges , and everything breathed of peace .
Liddy 6
, who was born and bred on a brick pavement , got a little bit down-spirited when the crickets began to chirp , or scrape their legs together , or whatever it is they do , at twilight .
The first night passed quietly enough .
I 0
have always been grateful for that one night 's peace ; it shows what the country 68
might be , under favorable circumstances .
Never after that night did I 0
put my 0
head on my 0
pillow with any assurance how long it would be there ; or on my 0
shoulders , for that matter .
On the following morning Liddy 6
and Mrs. Ralston 69
, , had a difference of opinion , and Mrs. Ralston 69
left on the eleven train 70
.
Just after luncheon , Burke 71
, the butler 100
, was taken unexpectedly with a pain in his 71
right side , much worse when I 0
was within hearing distance , and by afternoon he 71
was started cityward .
That night had a baby 74
-- the cook 73
, seeing indecision in my 0
face , made it twins 75
on second thought -- and , to be short , by noon the next day the household staff 76
was down to Liddy 6
and myself 0
.
And this in a house with
twenty-two rooms 77
and
five baths 78
37 !
Liddy 6
wanted to go back to the city 79
at once , but the milk-boy 80
said that Thomas Johnson 81
, the Armstrongs 82
' colored butler
101 , was working as a waiter at
the Greenwood Club 84
83 , and might come back .
I 0
have the usual scruples about coercing away , but have any conscience regarding institutions or corporations -- witness the way we 88
beat railroads and street-car companies 89
when we 90
can -- so I 0
called up the club 84
, and about eight o'clock Thomas Johnson 81
came to see me 0
.
Poor Thomas 81
!
Well , it ended by my 0
engaging Thomas 81
on the spot , at outrageous wages , and with permission to sleep in the gardener 39
's lodge
38 , empty since the house 37
was rented .
The old man 81
-- he 81
was white-haired and a little stooped , but with an immense idea of his 81
personal dignity -- gave me 0
his 81
reasons hesitatingly .
" I 81
ai n't sayin ' nothin ' , Mis ' Innes 0
, " he 81
said , with his 81
hand on the door-knob , " but there 's been goin 's - on here 91
this las ' few months as ai n't natchal .
' Tai n't one thing an ' ' tai n't another -- it 's jest a door squealin ' here , an ' a winder closin ' there , but when doors an ' winders gets to cuttin ' up capers and there 's nobody 92
nigh 'em , it 's time Thomas Johnson 81
sleeps somewhar 's else 93
. "