— I — [ 1 ] Stately , plump
Buck Mulligan 0
came from
the stairhead 1
, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed .
A yellow dressinggown , ungirdled , was sustained gently behind
him 0
on the mild morning air .
He 0
held the bowl aloft and intoned : — Introibo ad altare Dei .
Halted ,
he 0
peered down
the dark winding stairs 2
and called out coarsely : — Come up ,
Kinch 3
!
Come up ,
you 3
fearful jesuit 3
!
Solemnly
he 0
came forward and mounted
the round gunrest 4
.
He 0
faced about and blessed gravely thrice
the tower 5
,
the surrounding land 6
and
the awaking mountains 7
.
Then , catching sight of
Stephen Dedalus 3
,
he 0
bent towards
him 3
and made rapid crosses in the air , gurgling in
his 0
throat and shaking
his 0
head .
Stephen Dedalus 3
, displeased and sleepy , leaned
his 0
arms on
the top of the staircase 2
and looked coldly at the shaking gurgling face that blessed
him 0
, equine in its length , and at the light untonsured hair , grained and hued like pale oak .
Buck Mulligan 0
peeped an instant under the mirror and then covered the bowl smartly .
— Back to
barracks 8
!
he 0
said sternly .
He 0
added in
a preacher 9
’s tone : — For this ,
O dearly beloved 10
, is
the genuine Christine 11
:
body and soul 11
and blood and ouns .
Slow music , please .
Shut
your 12
eyes ,
gents 12
.
One moment .
A little trouble about those white corpuscles .
Silence , all .
He 0
peered sideways up and gave a long slow whistle of call , then paused awhile in rapt attention ,
his 0
even white teeth glistening here and there with gold points .
Chrysostomos .
Two strong shrill whistles answered through the calm .
— Thanks ,
old chap 3
,
he 0
cried briskly .
That will do nicely .
Switch off the current , will
you 3
?
He 0
skipped off
the gunrest 4
and looked gravely at
his 0
watcher 3
, gathering about
his 0
legs the loose folds of
his 0
gown .
The plump shadowed face and sullen oval jowl 0
recalled
a prelate , patron of arts in the middle ages 13
.
A pleasant smile broke quietly over
his 0
lips .
— The mockery of it !
he 0
said gaily .
Your 3
absurd name , an ancient Greek !
He 0
pointed
his 0
finger in friendly jest and went over to
the parapet 14
, laughing to
himself 0
.
Stephen Dedalus 3
stepped up , followed
him 0
wearily halfway and sat down on the edge of
the gunrest 4
, watching
him 0
still as
he 0
propped
his 0
mirror on
the parapet 14
, dipped the brush in the bowl and lathered cheeks and neck .
Buck Mulligan 0
’s gay voice went on .
My 0
name is absurd too :
Malachi Mulligan 0
, two dactyls .
But it has a Hellenic ring , has n’t it ?
Tripping and sunny like the buck
himself 0
.
We 15
must go to
Athens 16
.
Will
you 3
come if
I 0
can get
the aunt 17
to fork out twenty quid ?
He 0
laid the brush aside and , laughing with delight , cried : — Will
he 3
come ?
The jejune jesuit 3
!
Ceasing ,
he 0
began to shave with care .
— Tell
me 3
,
Mulligan 0
,
Stephen 3
said quietly .
— Yes ,
my 0
love ?
— How long is
Haines 18
going to stay in
this tower 5
?
Buck Mulligan 0
showed a shaven cheek over
his 0
right shoulder .
God 19
, is n’t
he 18
dreadful ?
he 0
said frankly .
A ponderous Saxon 18
.
He 18
thinks
you 3
’re not
a gentleman 20
.
God , these bloody
English 21
!
Bursting with money and indigestion .
Because
he 18
comes from
Oxford 22
.
You 3
know ,
Dedalus 3
,
you 3
have the real
Oxford 22
manner .
He 18
ca n’t make
you 3
out .
O ,
my 0
name for
you 3
is the best :
Kinch 3
, the knife-blade .
He 0
shaved warily over
his 0
chin .
He 18
was raving all night about a black panther ,
Stephen 3
said .
Where is
his 18
guncase ?
A woful lunatic 18
!
Mulligan 0
said .
Were
you 3
in a funk ?
I 3
was ,
Stephen 3
said with energy and growing fear .
Out here in the dark with
a man
I 3
do n’t know raving and moaning to
himself 18
about shooting a black panther 18
.
You 0
saved
men 23
from drowning .
I 3
’m not
a hero 24
, however .
If
he 18
stays on here
I 3
am off .
Buck Mulligan 0
frowned at the lather on
his 0
razorblade .
He 0
hopped down from
his 0
perch and began to search
his 0
trouser pockets hastily .
— Scutter !
he 0
cried thickly .
He 0
came over to
the gunrest 4
and , thrusting a hand into
Stephen 3
’s upper pocket , said : — Lend
us 0
a loan of
your 3
noserag to wipe
my 0
razor .
Stephen 3
suffered
him 0
to pull out and hold up on show by its corner a dirty crumpled handkerchief .
Buck Mulligan 0
wiped the razorblade neatly .
Then , gazing over the handkerchief ,
he 0
said : —
The bard 25
’s noserag !
A new art colour for
our 27
Irish poets 26
: snotgreen .
You 3
can almost taste it , ca n’t
you 3
?
He 0
mounted to
the parapet 14
again and gazed out over
Dublin 28
bay 29
,
his 0
fair oakpale hair stirring slightly .
God 30
!
he 0
said quietly .
Is n’t
the sea 31
what
Algy 32
calls
it 31
:
a great sweet mother 31
?
The snotgreen sea 31
.
The scrotumtightening sea 31
.
Epi oinopa ponton .
Ah ,
Dedalus 3
,
the Greeks 33
!
I 0
must teach
you 3
.
You 3
must read
them 33
in the original .
Thalatta !
Thalatta !
She 31
is
our 63
great sweet mother 65
.
Come and look .
Stephen 3
stood up and went over to
the parapet 14
.
Leaning on
it 14
he 3
looked down on
the water 31
and on
the mailboat 34
clearing
the harbourmouth of
Kingstown 36
35
.
Our 37
mighty mother 31
!
Buck Mulligan 0
said .
He 0
turned abruptly
his 0
grey searching eyes from
the sea 31
to
Stephen 3
’s face .
The aunt 17
thinks
you 3
killed
your 3
mother 38
,
he 0
said .
That ’s why
she 17
wo n’t let
me 0
have anything to do with
you 3
.
— Someone killed
her 38
,
Stephen 3
said gloomily .
You 3
could have knelt down , damn it ,
Kinch 3
, when
your 3
dying mother 38
asked
you 3
,
Buck Mulligan 0
said .
I 0
’m hyperborean as much as
you 3
.
But to think of
your 3
mother 38
begging
you 3
with
her 38
last breath to kneel down and pray for
her 38
.
And
you 3
refused .
There is something sinister in
you 3
... .
He 0
broke off and lathered again lightly
his 0
farther cheek .
A tolerant smile curled
his 0
lips .
— But
a lovely mummer 3
!
he 0
murmured to
himself 0
.
Kinch 3
,
the loveliest mummer of
them 39
all 64
!
He 0
shaved evenly and with care , in silence , seriously .
Stephen 3
, an elbow rested on the jagged granite , leaned
his 3
palm against
his 3
brow and gazed at the fraying edge of
his 3
shiny black coat-sleeve .
Pain , that was not yet the pain of love , fretted
his 3
heart .
Silently , in a dream
she 38
had come to
him 3
after
her 38
death ,
her 38
wasted body within its loose brown graveclothes giving off an odour of wax and rosewood ,
her 38
breath , that had bent upon
him 3
, mute , reproachful , a faint odour of wetted ashes .
Across the threadbare cuffedge
he 3
saw
the sea hailed as a great sweet mother 31
by
the wellfed voice beside
him 3
0
.
The ring of bay and skyline 40
held a dull green mass of liquid .
A bowl of white china had stood beside
her 38
deathbed holding the green sluggish bile which
she 38
had torn up from
her 38
rotting liver by fits of loud groaning vomiting .
Buck Mulligan 0
wiped again
his 0
razorblade .
— Ah ,
poor dogsbody 3
!
he 0
said in a kind voice .
I 0
must give
you 3
a shirt and a few noserags .
How are the secondhand breeks ?
— They fit well enough ,
Stephen 3
answered .
Buck Mulligan 0
attacked the hollow beneath
his 0
underlip .
— The mockery of it ,
he 0
said contentedly .
Secondleg they should be .
God 41
knows what poxy bowsy left them off .
I 0
have a lovely pair with a hair stripe , grey .
You 3
’ll look spiffing in them .
I 0
’m not joking ,
Kinch 3
.
You 3
look damn well when
you 3
’re dressed .
— Thanks ,
Stephen 3
said .
I 3
ca n’t wear them if they are grey .
He 3
ca n’t wear them ,
Buck Mulligan 0
told
his 0
face in the mirror .
Etiquette is etiquette .
He 3
kills
his 3
mother 38
but
he 3
ca n’t wear grey trousers .
He 0
folded
his 0
razor neatly and with stroking palps of fingers felt the smooth skin .
Stephen 3
turned
his 3
gaze from
the sea 31
and to
the plump face with
its 0
smokeblue mobile eyes 0
.
That fellow
I 0
was with in
the Ship 43
last night 42
, said
Buck Mulligan 0
, says
you 3
have g. p. i.
He 42
’s up in
Dottyville 44
with
Connolly Norman 45
.
General paralysis of the insane !
He 0
swept the mirror a half circle in the air to flash the tidings abroad in sunlight now radiant on
the sea 31
.
His 0
curling shaven lips laughed and the edges of
his 0
white glittering teeth .
Laughter seized all
his 0
strong wellknit trunk .
— Look at
yourself 3
,
he 0
said ,
you 3
dreadful bard 3
!
Stephen 3
bent forward and peered at the mirror held out to
him 3
, cleft by a crooked crack .
Hair on end .
As
he 0
and others see
me 3
.
Who chose this face for
me 3
?
This dogsbody to rid of vermin 3
.
It asks
me 3
too .
I 0
pinched it out of
the skivvy 46
’s room 51
,
Buck Mulligan 0
said .
It does
her 46
all right .
The aunt 17
always keeps
plainlooking servants 47
for
Malachi 48
.
Lead
him 48
not into temptation .
And
her 46
name is
Ursula 46
.
Laughing again ,
he 0
brought the mirror away from
Stephen 3
’s peering eyes .
— The rage of
Caliban 49
at not seeing
his 49
face in a mirror ,
he 0
said .
If
Wilde 50
were only alive to see
you 3
!
Drawing back and pointing ,
Stephen 3
said with bitterness : — It is a symbol of Irish art .
The cracked lookingglass of
a servant 46
.
Buck Mulligan 0
suddenly linked
his 0
arm in
Stephen 3
’s and walked with
him 3
round
the tower 5
,
his 0
razor and mirror clacking in the pocket where
he 0
had thrust them .
— It ’s not fair to tease
you 3
like that ,
Kinch 3
, is it ?
he 0
said kindly .
God 19
knows
you 3
have more spirit than any of
them 52
.
Parried again .
He 0
fears the lancet of
my 3
art as
I 3
fear that of
his 0
.
The cold steel pen .
— Cracked lookingglass of
a servant 46
!
Tell that to
the oxy chap
downstairs 53
18
and touch
him 18
for a guinea .
He 18
’s stinking with money and thinks
you 3
’re not
a gentleman 62
.
His 18
old fellow 54
made
his 18
tin by selling jalap to
Zulus 55
or some bloody swindle or other .
God ,
Kinch 3
, if
you 3
and
I 0
could only work together
we 15
might do something for
the island 56
.
Hellenise it .
Cranly 57
’s arm .
His 57
arm .
— And to think of
your 3
having to beg from
these swine 21
.
I 0
’m the only one that knows what
you 3
are .
Why do n’t
you 3
trust
me 0
more ?
What have
you 3
up
your 3
nose against
me 0
?
Is it
Haines 18
?
If
he 18
makes any noise here
I 0
’ll bring down
Seymour 58
and
we 59
’ll give
him 18
a ragging worse than
they 60
gave
Clive Kempthorpe 61
.