A Not Unnatural Enterprise This is written from memory , unfortunately .
If
I 0
could have brought with me 0
the material I 0
so carefully prepared , this would be a very different story .
Whole books full of notes , carefully copied records , firsthand descriptions , and the pictures -- that ’s the worst loss .
We 1
had some bird ’s - eyes of the cities 2
and parks 3
; a lot of lovely views of streets 4
, of buildings 5
, outside and in , and some of
those gorgeous gardens 6
95 , and , most important of all , of the women 7
themselves 7
.
Nobody 8
will ever believe how they 7
looked .
Descriptions are n’t any good when it comes to women 9
, and I 0
never was good at descriptions anyhow .
But it ’s got to be done somehow ; the rest of the world 10
needs to know about that country 11
.
I 0
have n’t said where it 11
was for fear some self-appointed missionaries 12
, or traders 13
, or land-greedy expansionists 14
, will take it upon themselves 15
to push in .
They 15
will not be wanted , I 0
can tell them 15
that , and will fare worse than we 1
did if they 15
do find it 11
.
It began this way .
There were three of us 1
, classmates 98
and friends 96
-- Terry O. Nicholson 16
( we 17
used to call him 16
the Old Nick 16
, with good reason ) , Jeff Margrave 18
, and I 0
, Vandyck Jennings 99
.
We 1
had known each other years and years , and in spite of our 1
differences we 1
had a good deal in common .
All of us 1
were interested in science .
Terry 16
was rich enough to do as he 16
pleased .
His 16
great aim was exploration .
He 16
used to make all kinds of a row because there was nothing left to explore now , only patchwork and filling in , he 16
said .
He 16
filled in well enough -- he 16
had a lot of talents -- great on mechanics and electricity .
Had all kinds of boats 19
and motorcars 20
, and was .
We 1
never could have done the thing at all without Terry 16
.
Jeff Margrave 18
was born to be a poet 24
, a botanist 25
-- or both -- but persuaded him 18
to be a doctor 100
instead .
He 18
was a good one , for his 18
age , but his 18
real interest was in what he 18
loved to call “ the wonders of science . ”
As for me 0
, sociology ’s my 0
major .
You 27
have to back that up with a lot of other sciences , of course .
I 0
’m interested in them all .
Terry 16
was strong on facts -- geography and meteorology and those ; Jeff 18
could beat him 16
any time on biology , and I 0
did n’t care what it was they 28
talked about , so long as it connected with human life , somehow .
There are few things that do n’t .
We 1
three had a chance to join a big scientific expedition .
They 29
needed a doctor 30
, and that gave Jeff 18
an excuse for dropping his 18
just opening practice ; they 29
needed Terry 16
’s experience , his 16
machine , and his 16
money ; and as for me 0
, I 0
got in through Terry 16
’s influence .
The expedition was up among the thousand tributaries and enormous hinterland of
a great river 32
31 , up where the maps had to be made , savage dialects studied , and all manner of strange flora and fauna expected .
But this story is not about that expedition .
That was only the merest starter for ours .
My 0
interest was first roused by talk among .
I 0
’m quick at languages , know a good many , and pick them up readily .
What with that and a really good interpreter
we 1
took with
us 1
34 , I 0
made out quite a few legends and folk myths of these scattered tribes 35
.
And as we 1
got farther and farther upstream , in a dark tangle of rivers 36
, lakes 37
, morasses 38
, and dense forests 39
, with here and there an unexpected long spur running out from
the big mountains beyond 41
40 , I 0
noticed that more and more of these savages 42
had a story about a strange and terrible Woman Land in the high distance 11
.
“ Up yonder , ” “ Over there , ” “ Way up ” -- was all the direction they 42
could offer , but their 42
legends all agreed on the main point -- that there was this strange country where
no men 91
lived
11 -- only women 43
and girl children 44
.
had ever seen it 11
.
It was dangerous , deadly , they 42
said , for any man 45
to go there 11
.
But there were tales of long ago , when some brave investigator 46
had seen it 11
-- a Big Country 11
, Big Houses 47
, Plenty People 48
-- All Women 49
.
Had no one else 50
gone ?
Yes -- a good many 51
-- but they 51
never came back .
It 11
was no place for men 52
-- of that they 42
seemed sure .
I 0
told the boys 28
about these stories , and they 28
laughed at them .
Naturally I 0
did myself 0
.
I 0
knew the stuff that savage dreams are made of .
But when we 1
had reached our 1
farthest point , just the day before we 1
all had to turn around and start for home 53
again , as the best of expeditions must in time , we 1
three made a discovery .
The main encampment 54
was on a spit of land running out into
the main stream 56
, or what
we 1
thought was
the main stream 56
55 .
It 56
had the same muddy color we 1
had been seeing for weeks past , the same taste .
I 0
happened to speak of that river 56
to , a rather superior fellow with quick , bright eyes 97
.
He 57
told me 0
that there was another river 58
-- “ over there , short river 58
, sweet water , red and blue . ”
I 0
was interested in this and anxious to see if I 0
had understood , so I 0
showed him 57
a red and blue pencil I 0
carried , and asked again .
Yes , he 57
pointed to the river 56
, and then to the southwestward .
“ River 58
-- good water -- red and blue . ”
Terry 16
was close by and interested in the fellow 57
’s pointing .
“ What does he 57
say , Van 0
? ”
I 0
told him 16
.
Terry 16
blazed up at once .
“ Ask him 57
how far it is . ”
The man 57
indicated a short journey ; I 0
judged about two hours , maybe three .
“ Let ’s go , ” urged Terry 16
.
“ Just us 1
three .
Maybe we 1
can really find something .
May be cinnabar in it . ”
“ May be indigo , ” Jeff 18
suggested , with his 18
lazy smile .
It was early yet ; we 1
had just breakfasted ; and leaving word that we 1
’d be back before night , we 1
got away quietly , not wishing to be thought too gullible if we 1
failed , and secretly hoping to have some nice little discovery all to ourselves 1
.
It was a long two hours , nearer three .
I 0
fancy the savage 57
could have done it alone much quicker .
There was a desperate tangle of wood and water 59
and a swampy patch
we 1
never should have found
our 1
way across alone
60 .
But there was one , and I 0
could see Terry 16
, with compass and notebook , marking directions and trying to place landmarks .
We 1
came after a while to a sort of marshy lake 61
, very big , so that the circling forest 62
looked quite low and dim across it 61
.
told us 1
that boats 63
could go from there 61
to -- but “ long way -- all day . ”
This water was somewhat clearer than that we 1
had left , but we 1
could not judge well from the margin .
We 1
skirted it 61
for another half hour or so , the ground growing firmer as we 1
advanced , and presently we 1
turned the corner of a wooded promontory 64
and saw a quite different country 65
-- a sudden view of mountains , steep and bare 66
.
“ One of those long easterly spurs 67
, ” Terry 16
said appraisingly .
“ May be hundreds of miles from the range .
They 68
crop out like that . ”
Suddenly we 1
left the lake 61
and struck directly toward the cliffs 69
.
We 1
heard running water before we 1
reached it , and the guide 57
pointed proudly to .
It 58
was short .
We 1
could see where it 58
poured down a narrow vertical cataract from an opening in the face of
the cliff 71
70 .
It was sweet water .
The guide 57
drank eagerly and so did we 1
.
“ That ’s snow water , ” Terry 16
announced .
“ Must come from way back in the hills 72
. ”
But as to being red and blue -- it was greenish in tint .
The guide 57
seemed not at all surprised .
He 57
hunted about a little and showed us 1
a quiet marginal pool where there were smears of red along the border 73
; yes , and of blue .
Terry 16
got out his 16
magnifying glass and squatted down to investigate .
“ Chemicals of some sort -- I 16
ca n’t tell on the spot .
Look to me 16
like dyestuffs .
Let ’s get nearer , ” he 16
urged , “ up there by the fall 74
. ”
We 1
scrambled along the steep banks 75
and got close to the pool that foamed and boiled beneath the falling water 76
.
Here 76
we 1
searched the border and found traces of color beyond dispute .
More -- Jeff 18
suddenly held up an unlooked-for trophy .
It was only a rag , a long , raveled fragment of cloth .
But it was a well-woven fabric , with a pattern , and of a clear scarlet that the water had not faded .
No savage tribe that we 1
had heard of made such fabrics .
The guide 57
stood serenely on the bank 77
, well pleased with our 1
excitement .
“ One day blue -- one day red -- one day green , ” he 57
told us 1
, and pulled from his 57
pouch another strip of bright-hued cloth .
“ Come down , ” he 57
said , pointing to the cataract 70
.
“ Woman Country 11
-- up there . ”
Then we 1
were interested .
We 1
had our 1
rest and lunch right there 78
and pumped the man 57
for further information .
He 57
could tell us 1
only what the others 79
had -- -- no men 81
-- babies 83
, but all girls 82
.
No place for men 84
-- dangerous .
Some 94
had gone to see -- none 93
had come back .
I 0
could see Terry 16
’s jaw set at that .
No place for men 85
?
Dangerous ?
He 16
looked as if he 16
might shin up the waterfall 74
on the spot .
But the guide 57
would not hear of going up , even if there had been any possible method of scaling that sheer cliff 70
, and we 1
had to get back to before night .
“ They 86
might stay if we 1
told them 86
, ” I 0
suggested .
But Terry 16
stopped in his 16
tracks .
“ Look here , fellows 87
, ” he 16
said .
“ This is our 1
find .
Let ’s not tell those cocky old professors 88
.
Let ’s go on home 89
with ‘ em , and then come back -- just us 1
-- have a little expedition of our 1
own . ”