A SCANDAL IN
BOHEMIA 0
I. To Sherlock Holmes 1
she 2
is always THE woman 49
.
I 3
have seldom heard him 1
mention her 2
under any other name .
In his 1
eyes she 2
eclipses and predominates the whole of her 2
sex .
It was not that he 1
felt any emotion akin to love for Irene Adler 2
.
All emotions , and that one particularly , were abhorrent to his 1
cold , precise but admirably balanced mind .
He 1
was , I 3
take it , the most perfect reasoning and observing machine that
the world 4
has seen
50 , but as a lover 1
he 1
would have placed himself 1
in a false position .
He 1
never spoke of the softer passions , save with a gibe and a sneer .
They were admirable things for the observer 5
-- excellent for drawing the veil from men 6
's motives and actions .
But for the trained reasoner 1
to admit such intrusions into his 1
own delicate and finely adjusted temperament was to introduce a distracting factor which might throw a doubt upon all his 1
mental results .
Grit in a sensitive instrument , or a crack in one of his 1
own high-power lenses , would not be more disturbing than a strong emotion in a nature such as his 1
.
And yet there was but one woman 2
to him 1
, and that woman 2
was the late Irene Adler 2
, of dubious and questionable memory .
I 3
had seen little of Holmes 1
lately .
My 3
marriage had drifted us 7
away from each other .
My 3
own complete happiness , and the home-centred interests which rise up around the man who first finds
himself 8
master of
his 8
own establishment
9 8 8 , were sufficient to absorb all my 3
attention , while Holmes 1
, who loathed every form of society with his 1
whole Bohemian soul , remained in our 7
lodgings in
Baker Street 11
10 , buried among his 1
old books , and alternating from week to week between cocaine and ambition , the drowsiness of the drug , and the fierce energy of his 1
own keen nature .
He 1
was still , as ever , deeply attracted by the study of crime , and occupied his 1
immense faculties and extraordinary powers of observation in following out those clues , and clearing up those mysteries which had been abandoned as hopeless by the official police 12
.
From time to time I 3
heard some vague account of his 1
doings : of his 1
summons to Odessa 13
in the case of the Trepoff 14
murder , of his 1
clearing up of the singular tragedy of the Atkinson brothers 15
at Trincomalee 16
, and finally of the mission which he 1
had accomplished so delicately and successfully for the reigning family of
Holland 18
17 .
Beyond these signs of his 1
activity , however , which I 3
merely shared with all the readers of the daily press 19
, I 3
knew little of and companion 1
.
One night -- it was on the twentieth of March , 1888 -- I 3
was returning from a journey to a patient 20
( for I 3
had now returned to civil practice ) , when my 3
way led me 3
through Baker Street 11
.
As I 3
passed the well-remembered door , which must always be associated in my 3
mind with my 3
wooing , and with the dark incidents of the Study in Scarlet , I 3
was seized with a keen desire to see Holmes 1
again , and to know how he 1
was employing his 1
extraordinary powers .
were brilliantly lit , and , even as I 3
looked up , I 3
saw his 1
tall , spare figure
1 pass twice in a dark silhouette against the blind .
He 1
was pacing the room 21
swiftly , eagerly , with his 1
head sunk upon his 1
chest and his 1
hands clasped behind him 1
.
To me 3
, who knew his 1
every mood and habit , his 1
attitude and manner told their own story .
He 1
was at work again .
He 1
had risen out of his 1
drug-created dreams and was hot upon the scent of some new problem .
I 3
rang the bell and was shown up to the chamber which had formerly been in part
my 3
own
22 .
His 1
manner was not effusive .
It seldom was ; but he 1
was glad , I 3
think , to see me 3
.
With hardly a word spoken , but with a kindly eye , he 1
waved me 3
to an armchair , threw across his 1
case of cigars , and indicated a spirit case and a gasogene in the corner .
Then he 1
stood before the fire and looked me 3
over in his 1
singular introspective fashion .
" Wedlock suits you 3
, " he 1
remarked .
" I 1
think , Watson 3
, that you 3
have put on seven and a half pounds since I 1
saw you 3
. "
" Seven ! "
I 3
answered .
" Indeed , I 1
should have thought a little more .
Just a trifle more , I 1
fancy , Watson 3
.
And in practice again , I 1
observe .
You 3
did not tell me 1
that you 3
intended to go into harness . "
" Then , how do you 1
know ? "
" I 1
see it , I 1
deduce it .
How do I 1
know that you 3
have been getting yourself 3
very wet lately , and that you 3
have a most clumsy and careless servant girl 23
? "
" Holmes 1
, " said I 3
, " this is too much .
You 1
would certainly have been burned , had you 1
lived a few centuries ago .
It is true that I 3
had a country walk on Thursday and came home 24
in a dreadful mess , but as I 3
have changed my 3
clothes I 3
ca n't imagine how you 1
deduce it .
As to Mary Jane 23
, she 23
is incorrigible , and has given her 23
notice , but there , again , I 3
fail to see how you 1
work it out . "
He 1
chuckled to himself 1
and rubbed his 1
long , nervous hands together .
" It is simplicity itself , " said he 1
; " my 1
eyes tell me 1
that on the inside of your 3
left shoe , just where the firelight strikes it , the leather is scored by six almost parallel cuts .
Obviously they have been caused by someone who has very carelessly scraped round the edges of the sole in order to remove crusted mud from it .
Hence , you 3
see , my 1
double deduction that you 3
had been out in vile weather , and that you 3
had a particularly malignant boot-slitting specimen of
23 .
As to your 3
practice , if a gentleman 28
walks into smelling of iodoform , with a black mark of nitrate of silver upon his 28
right forefinger , and a bulge on the right side of his 28
top-hat to show where he 28
has secreted his 28
stethoscope , I 1
must be dull , indeed , if I 1
do not pronounce him 28
to be an active member of the medical profession 52
. "
I 3
could not help laughing at the ease with which he 1
explained his 1
process of deduction .
" When I 3
hear you 1
give your 1
reasons , " I 3
remarked , " the thing always appears to me 3
to be so ridiculously simple that I 3
could easily do it myself 3
, though at each successive instance of your 1
reasoning I 3
am baffled until you 1
explain your 1
process .
And yet I 3
believe that my 3
eyes are as good as yours . "
" Quite so , " he 1
answered , lighting a cigarette , and throwing himself 1
down into an armchair .
" You 3
see , but you 3
do not observe .
The distinction is clear .
For example , you 3
have frequently seen the steps which lead up from
the hall 30
to
this room 21
29 . "
" Frequently . "
" How often ? "
" Well , some hundreds of times . "
" Then how many are there ? "
" How many ?
I 3
do n't know . "
" Quite so !
You 3
have not observed .
And yet you 3
have seen .
That is just my 1
point .
Now , I 1
know that there are seventeen steps 29
, because I 1
have both seen and observed .
By-the-way , since you 3
are interested in these little problems , and since you 3
are good enough to chronicle one or two of my 1
trifling experiences , you 3
may be interested in this . "
He 1
threw over a sheet of thick , pink-tinted note-paper which had been lying open upon the table .
" It came by the last post , " said he 1
.
" Read it aloud . "
The note was undated , and without either signature or address .
" There will call upon you 1
to-night , at a quarter to eight o'clock , " it said , " a gentleman who desires to consult
you 1
upon a matter of the very deepest moment
31 .
Your 1
recent services to one of
the royal houses of
Europe 33
32 17 have shown that you 1
are one who may safely be trusted with matters which are of an importance which can hardly be exaggerated .
This account of you 1
we 34
have from all quarters received .
Be in then at that hour , and do not take it amiss if wear a mask . "
" This is indeed a mystery , " I 3
remarked .
" What do you 1
imagine that it means ? "
" I 1
have no data yet .
It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data .
Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories , instead of theories to suit facts .
But the note itself .
What do you 3
deduce from it ? "
I 3
carefully examined the writing , and the paper upon which it was written .
" The man who wrote it 31
was presumably well to do , " I 3
remarked , endeavouring to imitate 's processes .
" Such paper could not be bought under half a crown a packet .
It is peculiarly strong and stiff . "
" Peculiar -- that is the very word , " said Holmes 1
.
" It is not an English paper at all .
Hold it up to the light . "
I 3
did so , and saw a large " E " with a small " g , " a " P , " and a large " G " with a small " t " woven into the texture of the paper .
" What do you 3
make of that ? " asked Holmes 1
.
" The name of the maker 35
, no doubt ; or his 35
monogram , rather . "
" Not at all .
The ' G ' with the small ' t ' stands for ' Gesellschaft , ' which is the German for ' Company . '
It is a customary contraction like our 36
' Co. ' ' P , ' of course , stands for ' Papier . '
Now for the ' Eg . '
Let us 7
glance at our 7
Continental Gazetteer . "
He 1
took down a heavy brown volume from his 1
shelves .
" Eglow 37
, Eglonitz 38
-- here we 7
are , Egria 39
.
It is in a German-speaking country 40
-- in Bohemia 41
, not far from Carlsbad 42
.
' Remarkable as being the scene of the death of Wallenstein 43
, and for its 41
numerous glass-factories 44
and paper-mills 45
. '
Ha , ha , , what do you 3
make of that ? "
His 1
eyes sparkled , and he 1
sent up a great blue triumphant cloud from his 1
cigarette .
" The paper was made in Bohemia 0
, " I 3
said .
" Precisely .
And the man who wrote the note 31
is a German 51
.
Do you 3
note the peculiar construction of the sentence -- ' This account of you 1
we 34
have from all quarters received . '
A Frenchman 46
or Russian 47
could not have written that .
It is the German who is so uncourteous to
his 48
verbs
48 .
It only remains , therefore , to discover what is wanted by this German who writes upon Bohemian paper and prefers wearing a mask to showing
his 31
face
31 .
And here he 31
comes , if I 1
am not mistaken , to resolve all our 7
doubts . "