ADVENTURE I .
A SCANDAL IN
BOHEMIA 0
I. To
Sherlock Holmes 1
she 2
is always
THE woman 49
.
I 3
have seldom heard
him 1
mention
her 2
under any other name .
In
his 1
eyes
she 2
eclipses and predominates the whole of
her 2
sex .
It was not that
he 1
felt any emotion akin to love for
Irene Adler 2
.
All emotions , and that one particularly , were abhorrent to
his 1
cold , precise but admirably balanced mind .
He 1
was ,
I 3
take it ,
the most perfect reasoning and observing machine that
the world 4
has seen 50
, but as
a lover 1
he 1
would have placed
himself 1
in a false position .
He 1
never spoke of the softer passions , save with a gibe and a sneer .
They were admirable things for
the observer 5
-- excellent for drawing the veil from
men 6
's motives and actions .
But for
the trained reasoner 1
to admit such intrusions into
his 1
own delicate and finely adjusted temperament was to introduce a distracting factor which might throw a doubt upon all
his 1
mental results .
Grit in a sensitive instrument , or a crack in one of
his 1
own high-power lenses , would not be more disturbing than a strong emotion in a nature such as
his 1
.
And yet there was but
one woman 2
to
him 1
, and that
woman 2
was
the late Irene Adler 2
, of dubious and questionable memory .
I 3
had seen little of
Holmes 1
lately .
My 3
marriage had drifted
us 7
away from each other .
My 3
own complete happiness , and the home-centred interests which rise up around
the man who first finds
himself 8
master of
his 8
own establishment 9
8
8
, were sufficient to absorb all
my 3
attention , while
Holmes 1
, who loathed every form of society with
his 1
whole Bohemian soul , remained in
our 7
lodgings in
Baker Street 11
10
, buried among
his 1
old books , and alternating from week to week between cocaine and ambition , the drowsiness of the drug , and the fierce energy of
his 1
own keen nature .
He 1
was still , as ever , deeply attracted by the study of crime , and occupied
his 1
immense faculties and extraordinary powers of observation in following out those clues , and clearing up those mysteries which had been abandoned as hopeless by
the official police 12
.
From time to time
I 3
heard some vague account of
his 1
doings : of
his 1
summons to
Odessa 13
in the case of the
Trepoff 14
murder , of
his 1
clearing up of the singular tragedy of
the Atkinson brothers 15
at
Trincomalee 16
, and finally of the mission which
he 1
had accomplished so delicately and successfully for
the reigning family of
Holland 18
17
.
Beyond these signs of
his 1
activity , however , which
I 3
merely shared with
all the readers of the daily press 19
,
I 3
knew little of
my 3
former friend 1
and
companion 1
.
One night -- it was on the twentieth of March , 1888 --
I 3
was returning from a journey to
a patient 20
( for
I 3
had now returned to civil practice ) , when
my 3
way led
me 3
through
Baker Street 11
.
As
I 3
passed the well-remembered door , which must always be associated in
my 3
mind with
my 3
wooing , and with the dark incidents of the Study in Scarlet ,
I 3
was seized with a keen desire to see
Holmes 1
again , and to know how
he 1
was employing
his 1
extraordinary powers .
His 1
rooms 21
were brilliantly lit , and , even as
I 3
looked up ,
I 3
saw
his 1
tall , spare figure 1
pass twice in a dark silhouette against the blind .
He 1
was pacing
the room 21
swiftly , eagerly , with
his 1
head sunk upon
his 1
chest and
his 1
hands clasped behind
him 1
.
To
me 3
, who knew
his 1
every mood and habit ,
his 1
attitude and manner told their own story .
He 1
was at work again .
He 1
had risen out of
his 1
drug-created dreams and was hot upon the scent of some new problem .
I 3
rang the bell and was shown up to
the chamber which had formerly been in part
my 3
own 22
.
His 1
manner was not effusive .
It seldom was ; but
he 1
was glad ,
I 3
think , to see
me 3
.
With hardly a word spoken , but with a kindly eye ,
he 1
waved
me 3
to an armchair , threw across
his 1
case of cigars , and indicated a spirit case and a gasogene in the corner .
Then
he 1
stood before the fire and looked
me 3
over in
his 1
singular introspective fashion .
" Wedlock suits
you 3
, "
he 1
remarked .
"
I 1
think ,
Watson 3
, that
you 3
have put on seven and a half pounds since
I 1
saw
you 3
. "
" Seven ! "
I 3
answered .
" Indeed ,
I 1
should have thought a little more .
Just a trifle more ,
I 1
fancy ,
Watson 3
.
And in practice again ,
I 1
observe .
You 3
did not tell
me 1
that
you 3
intended to go into harness . "
" Then , how do
you 1
know ? "
"
I 1
see it ,
I 1
deduce it .
How do
I 1
know that
you 3
have been getting
yourself 3
very wet lately , and that
you 3
have
a most clumsy and careless servant girl 23
? "
"
My 3
dear 1
Holmes 1
, " said
I 3
, " this is too much .
You 1
would certainly have been burned , had
you 1
lived a few centuries ago .
It is true that
I 3
had a country walk on Thursday and came
home 24
in a dreadful mess , but as
I 3
have changed
my 3
clothes
I 3
ca n't imagine how
you 1
deduce it .
As to
Mary Jane 23
,
she 23
is incorrigible , and
my 3
wife 25
has given
her 23
notice , but there , again ,
I 3
fail to see how
you 1
work it out . "
He 1
chuckled to
himself 1
and rubbed
his 1
long , nervous hands together .
" It is simplicity itself , " said
he 1
; "
my 1
eyes tell
me 1
that on the inside of
your 3
left shoe , just where the firelight strikes it , the leather is scored by six almost parallel cuts .
Obviously they have been caused by someone who has very carelessly scraped round the edges of the sole in order to remove crusted mud from it .
Hence ,
you 3
see ,
my 1
double deduction that
you 3
had been out in vile weather , and that
you 3
had
a particularly malignant boot-slitting specimen of
the
London 27
slavey 26
23
.
As to
your 3
practice , if
a gentleman 28
walks into
my 1
rooms 21
smelling of iodoform , with a black mark of nitrate of silver upon
his 28
right forefinger , and a bulge on the right side of
his 28
top-hat to show where
he 28
has secreted
his 28
stethoscope ,
I 1
must be dull , indeed , if
I 1
do not pronounce
him 28
to be
an active member of the medical profession 52
. "
I 3
could not help laughing at the ease with which
he 1
explained
his 1
process of deduction .
" When
I 3
hear
you 1
give
your 1
reasons , "
I 3
remarked , " the thing always appears to
me 3
to be so ridiculously simple that
I 3
could easily do it
myself 3
, though at each successive instance of
your 1
reasoning
I 3
am baffled until
you 1
explain
your 1
process .
And yet
I 3
believe that
my 3
eyes are as good as yours . "
" Quite so , "
he 1
answered , lighting a cigarette , and throwing
himself 1
down into an armchair .
"
You 3
see , but
you 3
do not observe .
The distinction is clear .
For example ,
you 3
have frequently seen
the steps which lead up from
the hall 30
to
this room 21
29
. "
" Frequently . "
" How often ? "
" Well , some hundreds of times . "
" Then how many are there ? "
" How many ?
I 3
do n't know . "
" Quite so !
You 3
have not observed .
And yet
you 3
have seen .
That is just
my 1
point .
Now ,
I 1
know that there are
seventeen steps 29
, because
I 1
have both seen and observed .
By-the-way , since
you 3
are interested in these little problems , and since
you 3
are good enough to chronicle one or two of
my 1
trifling experiences ,
you 3
may be interested in this . "
He 1
threw over a sheet of thick , pink-tinted note-paper which had been lying open upon the table .
" It came by the last post , " said
he 1
.
" Read it aloud . "
The note was undated , and without either signature or address .
" There will call upon
you 1
to-night , at a quarter to eight o'clock , " it said , "
a gentleman who desires to consult
you 1
upon a matter of the very deepest moment 31
.
Your 1
recent services to
one of
the royal houses of
Europe 33
32
17
have shown that
you 1
are one who may safely be trusted with matters which are of an importance which can hardly be exaggerated .
This account of
you 1
we 34
have from all quarters received .
Be in
your 1
chamber 21
then at that hour , and do not take it amiss if
your 1
visitor 31
wear a mask . "
" This is indeed a mystery , "
I 3
remarked .
" What do
you 1
imagine that it means ? "
"
I 1
have no data yet .
It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data .
Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories , instead of theories to suit facts .
But the note itself .
What do
you 3
deduce from it ? "
I 3
carefully examined the writing , and the paper upon which it was written .
"
The man who wrote it 31
was presumably well to do , "
I 3
remarked , endeavouring to imitate
my 3
companion 1
's processes .
" Such paper could not be bought under half a crown a packet .
It is peculiarly strong and stiff . "
" Peculiar -- that is the very word , " said
Holmes 1
.
" It is not an English paper at all .
Hold it up to the light . "
I 3
did so , and saw a large " E " with a small " g , " a " P , " and a large " G " with a small " t " woven into the texture of the paper .
" What do
you 3
make of that ? " asked
Holmes 1
.
" The name of
the maker 35
, no doubt ; or
his 35
monogram , rather . "
" Not at all .
The ' G ' with the small ' t ' stands for ' Gesellschaft , ' which is the German for ' Company . '
It is a customary contraction like
our 36
' Co. ' ' P , ' of course , stands for ' Papier . '
Now for the ' Eg . '
Let
us 7
glance at
our 7
Continental Gazetteer . "
He 1
took down a heavy brown volume from
his 1
shelves .
"
Eglow 37
,
Eglonitz 38
-- here
we 7
are ,
Egria 39
.
It is in
a German-speaking country 40
-- in
Bohemia 41
, not far from
Carlsbad 42
.
' Remarkable as being the scene of the death of
Wallenstein 43
, and for
its 41
numerous glass-factories 44
and
paper-mills 45
. '
Ha , ha ,
my 1
boy 3
, what do
you 3
make of that ? "
His 1
eyes sparkled , and
he 1
sent up a great blue triumphant cloud from
his 1
cigarette .
" The paper was made in
Bohemia 0
, "
I 3
said .
" Precisely .
And
the man who wrote the note 31
is
a German 51
.
Do
you 3
note the peculiar construction of the sentence -- ' This account of
you 1
we 34
have from all quarters received . '
A Frenchman 46
or
Russian 47
could not have written that .
It is
the German who is so uncourteous to
his 48
verbs 48
.
It only remains , therefore , to discover what is wanted by
this German who writes upon Bohemian paper and prefers wearing a mask to showing
his 31
face 31
.
And here
he 31
comes , if
I 1
am not mistaken , to resolve all
our 7
doubts . "